Wish you knew Italian? If you do, wish your Italian were better? Feel that Italians might be appalled at your attempts to speak their language?
You may derive some comfort from the following video. In it, Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi delivers an incomprehensible speech in English, with much aplomb. Completely misplaced aplomb. As it is incomprehensible, subtitles have been provided. Some in Korean. Notice the reactions of the good-looking dude on the right.
Didn't think that was funny enough? Try this.